Showing posts from April, 2009

My Saturday Outing

It was so blarrrdy expensive for a RM120 ticket with Chinese dinner while I being a Penang kiamp-siap paid RM60 just to rent their chair to sit without food. Whole night I was staring at the diners tucking hungrily on the buttered prawns, 4 Seasons Cold Dish and fried rice. They were eating like gluttons while I stood and watched them eat like Hungry Ghosts!

Luckily there as a free flow of fruit punch and I drank over 10 glasses coz it was FREE! 

I was impressed with the contestants today as the number of hours they invested to fine tune their steps rigorously paid off. Judges would give scores on their step variations, showmanship, costume appearance, techniques and etc. I recalled that I actually grew up around the dance floors as mum & dad used to waltzed their nights at various clubs while we toddlers played with other kids, not knowing why our parents danced so much.

Next weekend, I will be watching the World YMCA Ballroom Dance Competition which would be held in Penang. My old …

It's Finger Lickin' Goodiest!

I know it is weird of Grandma blogging about food again. Maybe I should only blog about food like others. At least I don't blog about my bad emo series, menopause and global retrenchments! I talk my emo woes & cry in the toilet alone instead of screaming for the world to hear. That is why someone thought I am eternally happy & drives a Merc. How flattering!
Hey, I tried the recent Roast Chicken from Kentucky outlets and I've nothing to brag about it except their baked potatoes. The potatoes are cheaper coz they sucks! Try Wendy's baked potatoes & you taste the kilometer difference!

This latest gourmet is from KFR! They dipped with finest honey & grilled over perfect flames for hours to give the crispiest skin. Sink your teeth in & the floor will be wet with your saliva. Ooooh! Yummy!

It is so fucking delicious & aromatic that you don't need any more sauce! The most is just a dash of the fried salt pepper seasoning to bring up their sweet honey tast…


Once I was strolling aimlessly at Mid Valley Megamall during a crowded weekend sale. A lady tapped my shoulder and I turned around to look at her. Under her huge dark shades, I could barely recognize her.
I thought she was some Paris Hilton replica under heavy make up and kinkily dressed to kill.

OMG she squealed in her thick Penang Hokkien and I was jolted to my senses! Aiyah this woman sells the Best Curry Mee Penang style in Klang Valley!

You won't believe me that she's a transformer on weekends and proudly boasts that even her relatives hardly recognize her when she removes her kitchen aprons.

You know I don't blog about food coz I eat like a pig and everything is always nice! However, you gotta try this Penang Curry Mee!
Minus the pig blood, she adds chicken meat and char siew meat instead for under RM5.oo per big bowl. I love it so much and you can try this yourself this weekend! If it tastes awful, get a refund from me!

It is located in her corner house at Sri Petaling - J…

UnAmazing Thailand

April 13th is supposed to be the start of the auspicious Songkran Day in Thailand or the popularly known "Water Festival"..  I was so disturbed to see the front news in the Star showing fresh clashes in Bangkok with the State Of Emergency being declared again! I am so damn fed up and foresee another coup, judging from the protestors' ugly mobs in Pattaya.
The foreign media's favourite PM Khun Abhisit Vejjajiva who studied in the elite Eton School and graduated from Oxford, which was a rare achievement for the Thais then. However, he became a PM not by democracy elections yet the Red Protestors are not giving him the chance to prove himself since he came into office just end of 2008! That was after the Suvarnabhumi Airport was closed by protestors, remember? I thought I could breathe well for a year while making plans to visit Bangkok again. 

The PM's motorcade was attacked even before the Asian Summit was held at Pattaya. I am sick to the core on the ugly behaviour…

Grandma Collectibles

What do you think of old Grandmas? My real grandma loved to collect empty moon cake boxes, old flower pots, chipped crockery sets, broken furnitures, dead snakes, hands me down clothes and even old newspapers! I think I inherited much of her traits and ramblings.
See, I used an old zipper bag to store my facial stuffs and left over foreign currencies. I also keep hundreds of nice crispy and colourful shopping bags and matchboxes for my cremation.

If you turn my zipper bag over, you can see where I got them, below! 

I love zippers bags from underwears these days which come in wasteful thick plastics! Oi, time to recycle man! I must tell you that I have serious undies problems coz I have been running around and trekking all over construction sites almost daily under blazing sun & Sahara heat. You know, I perspired profusely around my genitals more than my forehead! I think the head below is more heat prone, thus storing volcanic heat! LOL

As a result all brands of underwears caused me t…

Traffic Madness & Stress

Can anyone tell me that he loves traffic jams? On an average day, I could chalk up to over 100 km driving all over Klang Valley, so getting stucked in a bad jam is definite. I have even mastered this art of jamming which I wanna share with you guys.
I would buy a pack of Peel Fresh Orange or Cranberry Juice to being along to make me happy. I would always remember to urinate or shit first before hitting the highway. I lost count the number of times my bladder was so full while caught in the traffic jam and my pee leaked till my underwear basah. Aiyo you laugh what? I said basah means 1 or 2 trickle only la. Next time I might wear grandma's pampers instead to be safe in case full blast. I won't dare tell you how my dump came out once!
Nah! Nah! This signboard never changes its message which says "TRAFIK LANCAR SELEPAS SUSUR KE JALAN LOKE YEW". Haiks this message is the same forever! 

Front jam, belakang also jam! Stress! Stress! Stress!
I learnt to hypnotize myself and rel…

My New Shoes

When Nicholas posted his new Nike shoes in his blog, I thought it was hilarious that he shed a tear of happiness before he slept. I also encountered a similar emo moments when I bought a new pair of Reebok casual wear shoes! 
I got it at 50% from Why Pay More outlet, so fucking cheap lah! I thought it was very light with fanciful stripes for my traveling this year. Oh, I am planning to visit Phuket soon and ski in Korea this Winter, so need to build some arm and leg muscles ahead. Otherwise I might crash into the Mt. Sorak alps if the ski course sends me off track & kaput!
Actually, I was busy making dumps in the toilet when I admired my shoes and snapped a photo of it to show off to you. See, I so brave to pull my pants down. Ha Ha! Smell anything from my dumps? Honestly, I love to shit at Jacky Chan's toilets coz it is clean and the best part is when you habis.
The toilet bowl has this water jet to spray your arse hole! Whooooo! Put full blast and I will see my grandma in heave…